Oh no! Barack Obama won the election! Ill have to pull out my secret weapon...
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Dib is barack obama!
Well, looks like America is almost ready to decide which president they want to buy, so figured I might help decide!
No. 1: Barack Hussein Obama
Ok, this guys got some problems,
a. He doesn't dissaprove of Gay Marriages
b. Didn't salute the flag.
c. His middle name, DUH! I mean, come on! Do we really need another one of those?
d. His church has apreacher who says the Bible says that God dang America! Hes been going to that church for 20 years. Check this:
No. 2: Hillary Clinton
a.Do we really need ANOTHER Clinton in the white house
b.A Liar of so many things, I can't even list them all (Watch the news!)
c.Stupid middle name:Rodham!It sounds like roadkill!
No. 3:McCain
uhhhhhhhhhhhh... no dirt in archive found.
Sooooooooo... Who we voting for this year?
PROBOBLY McCAIN!
Here's me skiing in Maggie Valley . It's in North Carolina
